Elvis Presley dropped by the Mott Senior Center last Thursday, much to the delight of the crowd that gathered to share a noon meal.  Mr. Presley visited and joked with the people at his table while enjoying mashed potatoes and meatloaf.  It was Elvis' first visit to Mott, North Dakota, but he vowed that it would not be his last.  While Elvis does not get around like he used to, he has been enjoying a life of leisure since his retirement.  Despite his age, everyone remarked at how young he still looks.  Elvis made it no secret that proper nutrition, exercise and plastic surgery is his secret to looking young.  After a dessert of apple pie, Elvis signed his autograph for anyone who wanted it.  Then he looked at his watch, excuded himself and left  in an old Ford Pinto.  Everyone present agreed that the visit was certainly pleasant enough, though more casual than they thought it would be. 

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